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A letter to Expresso Royale from a Disgruntled Customer

1 December 2009 No Comment

The enemy of coffee-lovers everywhere

The other day, I was writing a paper and figured a caffeine buzz from Espresso Royale would help me analyze the text a little better, or at least have fun doing so.  As I approached the different self serve containers, I saw a new flavor. Autumn spice it stated, and immediately I was excited!   A seasonal and refreshing flavor, different from the norm. I quickly poured myself a cup and added a desirable amount of honey and milk and took a sip. What I tasted was some one of the nastiest coffee flavor I have ever experienced!

Espresso Royale, for the three years I have been on this campus you have been serving up garbage coffee and making a jolly profit. You charge almost two dollars for a medium cup of coffee and it is hardly worth half of that.  It’s a complete rip-off!

Listen up, popular coffee chain!  Your coffee needs to improve. Due to your convenient locations I admittedly buy your coffee quite often, but the slop you serve as ‘morning joe’ is just not worth it anymore.

So here’s my proposition and its not that hard:

Espresso please start serving up better selections of coffee or at least lower your damn prices so your cost matches the flavor.

Thanks,

Rahul Venkatesh

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