A letter to Expresso Royale from a Disgruntled Customer

The enemy of coffee-lovers everywhere
The other day, I was writing a paper and figured a caffeine buzz from Espresso Royale would help me analyze the text a little better, or at least have fun doing so. As I approached the different self serve containers, I saw a new flavor. Autumn spice it stated, and immediately I was excited!  A seasonal and refreshing flavor, different from the norm. I quickly poured myself a cup and added a desirable amount of honey and milk and took a sip. What I tasted was some one of the nastiest coffee flavor I have ever experienced!
Espresso Royale, for the three years I have been on this campus you have been serving up garbage coffee and making a jolly profit. You charge almost two dollars for a medium cup of coffee and it is hardly worth half of that. It’s a complete rip-off!
Listen up, popular coffee chain! Your coffee needs to improve. Due to your convenient locations I admittedly buy your coffee quite often, but the slop you serve as ‘morning joe’ is just not worth it anymore.
So here’s my proposition and its not that hard:
Espresso please start serving up better selections of coffee or at least lower your damn prices so your cost matches the flavor.
Thanks,
Rahul Venkatesh


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