Real men wear white watches.  Don’t believe me? I can prove it. It started in the hiphop fashion last year when casio g shock came out with a white colored watch. Following this, Fossil also come out with a line of men’s and women’s watches in white. It is a trend that hit hard and even though the white strap is more commonly worn by women, it doesn’t make it a feminine fashion.

White watches are meant to be worn by confident men such as myself. They come to symbolize excessive swagger and power. I personally like them because they are something completely out of the ordinary that is obnoxiously noticable and really makes one stand out. Think im crazy yet? Lets look at a prominent media icons who feel the same way aka good old Kanye West, who recently heard saying, “I’mma let ya’ll finish your argument, but the white watches are the greatest of all time!”

Don't worry I still think Kanye on the whole is a major douche.

Wait what’s on his wrist? I can’t see because I’m blinded by the whiteness. Yes! that is a white g shock watch. Now I’m going to be nice and let you in on a huge secret,I’m actually going to show you the watch that I WEAR. Thats mine on the right, a little big more flambouyant that the g shock because, YES, I’m that cool.